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Grease Monkey Cannabis Strain

$245 – $2,625

Grease Monkey is a sweet, earthy strain with strong skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain saddles the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey?s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage.

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Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid from Exotic Genetix, the breeders who have given us standout strains like Kimbo Kush and Starfighter. Grease Monkey is a cross between the couch-locking indica Gorilla Glue and Exotic?s own hybrid Cookies and Cream. It imparts a thick and lazy body stone, while providing some subtle mental stimulation. Grease Monkey also carries the sweet and musky flavor profile that will be familiar to fans of strains in the Girl Scout Cookies family. Grease Monkey?s potency has been measured at between 16% and 30% THC.

Grease Monkey?s buds have a characteristically indica appearance, with dense and solid buds of medium size. The flowers adhere in elongated, conical shapes. The leaves themselves appear pale green and are shot through with hairy, dark orange pistils. Perhaps most impressively, sticky white trichomes cling like frost to the inner and outer surfaces of the buds, accounting for this strain?s trippy effects and making it very difficult to break apart without the help of a grinder.

Flowers of Grease Monkey give off an odor that is simultaneously sweet and skunky. The influence of Chemdawg and Sour Diesel — by way of parent strain Gorilla Glue — are clear in the astringent, fuel-like top notes. On closer inspection, a more complex sweetness becomes evident.

Consumers may pick up on some creamy vanilla aromas, alongside a yeasty, bread-like base. Grinding up or breaking open the flowers yields a bit of spice and pepper, evidence of OG Kush in parent strain Girl Scout Cookies? background. Grease Monkey gives off a smooth smoke when combusted; it tastes distinctly like vanilla with the clashing flavor of gasoline. Smokers looking to keep their consumption discreet should beware, as this can be a particularly pungent flower.

Grease Monkey eases users into its high, starting with a faint pressure in the face, particularly around the eyes and temples. Within minutes, it radiates a warmth that spreads through the core and limbs, pulverizing lingering muscular tension. As they feel themselves relax, smokers may also notice that their powers of perception are also sharpened. External stimuli like sights or sounds may take on new dynamics. Furthermore, a cerebral mindset may take over, making users jump from one thought to the next. These trippy, thoughtful effects can lend themselves to free-flowing conversation or simply daydreaming. As the high wears on, Grease Monkey?s indica side takes over, pinning users in place and leading them to engage in more passive activities like watching TV or eating — in fact, Grease Monkey has especially been known to stoke hunger. Although higher doses of the strain can pull users into a deep sleep, in average amounts, it is a good choice for morning or daytime use, providing a good balance of mental and physical effects.

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1?Ounce?@ 245.00? 245.00, 2?Ounce?@ 226.85? 453.70, 5?Ounce?@ 207.42? 1,037.10, 10?Ounce?@ 194.46? 1,944.60, 15?Ounce?@ 175.00? 2,625.00

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As a cannabis online dispensary, we strive to provide our customers with the best possible shopping experience, including timely and reliable delivery of their orders. Please find below our shipping and delivery policy for shipments to all 50 states in the USA: Shipping Methods: We use a variety of shipping methods, including USPS, UPS, and FedEx, to deliver your order. The shipping method used will depend on the size and weight of your order, as well as your location. Shipping Rates: Shipping rates will vary depending on the shipping method selected and the total weight of your order. Shipping rates will be calculated at checkout, and you will have the opportunity to review them before placing your order. Delivery Time: Delivery time will depend on your location and the shipping method selected. We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-2 business days. Standard delivery time for most orders is 3-5 business days. Please note that delivery times may be longer for certain remote areas. Shipping Restrictions: We are committed to complying with all applicable laws and regulations. Order Tracking: Once your order has shipped, you will receive a tracking number via email. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment and estimated delivery date. Discreet Packaging: We understand that privacy is important to our customers, and as such, we use discreet packaging for all orders. Your package will not have any identifying markings or logos that would indicate the contents of the package. Order Errors: If you notice an error in your order, such as an incorrect item or quantity, please contact us immediately so that we can correct the error. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to correct the error once the order has shipped. Damaged or Lost Packages: In the unlikely event that your package is lost or damaged during transit, please contact us immediately so that we can initiate an investigation with the shipping carrier. We will work with you to resolve the issue as quickly as possible. We hope that this shipping and delivery policy provides you with the information you need to place your order with confidence. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us. We are always happy to help.

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Critical OG Kush Strain

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Critical Kush is an indica strain that delivers powerful, full-body relaxation and soothing mental effects. It is the brainchild of Barney?s Farm, the Amsterdam-based growers who have given us such powerful strains as LSD and Liberty Haze. Critical Kush is a cross between Afghani-descended Critical Mass and none other than OG Kush. Cannabis testing lab gives this bud consistently high marks, with THC measurements between 16% and a whopping 29%. With that kind of potency, Critical Kush is almost certain to put you in critical condition. Critical Kush sets itself apart with medium to large-sized nugs of resin-filled goodness. The buds are densely-packed, as you might expect of a pure indica. Leaves are a bright shade of spring green and are twisted through with deep orange pistils. A network of shiny trichomes covers the inner and outer surfaces of these large buds, making them very difficult to break up without the help of a grinder. When properly cured, flowers of Critical Kush emit a dank, earthy odor. There are some hints of citrus to brighten things up -- an aroma that becomes even more evident when grinding this bud -- but overall, the impression is dank and kushy. When combusted, Critical Kush may burn with a harsh and acrid smoke that can sting the eyes and sinuses. On the exhale, this thick smoke tastes like pine with a slight spicy kick. Finally, Critical Kush can be a very pungent smoke, and those looking to keep their consumption discreet should take any necessary precautions. Since Critical Kush offers a true creeper of a high, smokers should wait a while after their first toke before boosting dosage. As much as 15 minutes after sampling this strain, users begin to feel a tingle of relaxation spread through the limbs and core. Smokers also report a decreased heart rate and a lessening of muscular tension. Although mental effects are subtle, Critical Kush does have some effect on the senses, with many reporting visual or auditory distortion. Other than that, smokers shouldn?t expect an intense cerebral experience; on the contrary, this bud is more likely to leave users contentedly dopey. It?s a good choice for an evening indoors, spent working on mindless tasks like cleaning. If you?re riding a more sleepy vibe, it?s also a great option for binge-watching or for zoning out to some soothing music. Although Critical Kush can be fun in social situations, note that it can trigger couchlock in higher doses, and may make you less willing to actively engage with company. It should go without saying that, because of its heavily sedative effects, Critical Kush is better suited to evening than to daytime use. Medical cannabis patients can also find various uses in this strain?s therapeutic properties. It can work against deep-seated aches and pains, whether temporary or chronic. The medicine?s anti-inflammatory may also help with more minor irritations like headaches or nausea. This strain?s mood-elevating effects may provide some welcome (albeit temporary) relief from stress, depression, and even anxiety. Finally, in high enough doses, Critical Kush may lull even insomniacs into a deep, fulfilling sleep. Because paranoid, cerebral thinking isn?t common with this strain, it?s a good choice for those who are prone to panic or who have a low THC tolerance.
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